JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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