We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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