seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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