We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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