I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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