why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
We left an ass print on the piano.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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