I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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