Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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