Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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