walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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