Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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