Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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