Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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