doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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