Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
