I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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