If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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