it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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