id be glad to
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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