Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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