i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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