I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
