Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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