It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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