I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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