the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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