I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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