office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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