what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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