god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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