We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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