The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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