I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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