I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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