"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
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I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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