Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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