Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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