So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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