are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
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he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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