I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
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Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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