This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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