Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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