It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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