I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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