i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
