you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
hell yes lets make some ravioli
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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