I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Success! We fucked roommates!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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