Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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