Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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