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  (336): View more from North Carolina

  nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans

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  (336): nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans http://tfl.nu/j158
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  (516): View more from New York

  I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.

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  (516): I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay. http://tfl.nu/nx25
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  (406): View more from Montana

  I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion

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  (406): I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion http://tfl.nu/tw2a
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  (720): View more from Colorado

  Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.

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  (720): Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game. http://tfl.nu/5fqu
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  (510): View more from California

  Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.

  (1-510): View more from California

  That is one convoluted booty call.

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  (510): Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week. (1-510): That is one convoluted booty call. http://tfl.nu/bxw4
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  (404): View more from Georgia

  Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department

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  (404): Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department http://tfl.nu/p2zv
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  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.

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  (617): The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library. http://tfl.nu/8dpw
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  (912): View more from Georgia

  Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.

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  (912): Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well. http://tfl.nu/02op
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  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday

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  (603): Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday http://tfl.nu/obg3
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  (217): View more from Illinois

  Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.

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  (217): Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack. http://tfl.nu/wwoa
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  (619): View more from California

  If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now

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  (619): If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now http://tfl.nu/lp2e
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  (281): View more from Texas

  He told me how it ended, then I blew him.

  (303): View more from Colorado

  So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??

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  (281): He told me how it ended, then I blew him. (303): So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him?? http://tfl.nu/u71s
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  (248): View more from Michigan

  Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?

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  (248): Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me? http://tfl.nu/52b0
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  (775): View more from Nevada

  He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...

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  (775): He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister... http://tfl.nu/siw6
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  (214): View more from Texas

  Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.

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  (214): Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever. http://tfl.nu/svcu
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