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(713): View more from Texas

PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this

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(604): View more from British Columbia

she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double

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(775): View more from Nevada

she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend

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(619): View more from California

You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.

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(514): View more from Quebec

I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me

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(631): View more from New York

Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.

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I love your life.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it

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