Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Randomize
