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(619): View more from California

dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face

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(818): View more from California

Jake died.

(310): View more from California

WTF????????? That's how you tell me????

(818): View more from California

Oops typo. Jake cried.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.

(651): View more from Minnesota

That baby is bound to be under-loved.

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(419): View more from Ohio

It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.

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(347): View more from New York

his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.

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(563): View more from Iowa

Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.

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(206): View more from Washington

the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass

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