like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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