You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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