does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
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You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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