yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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