Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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