i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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