It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
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well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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