I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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