In the future we'll all be gay
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
